Hey America
Day 1,179, 16:57
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by Turd Fergusen
Give me a Media Mogul, or the puppy dies!
You have 1 week. Don't make me do it!
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I love threatening to kill non existent puppies to get my way
ok fine
pengbots assemble
Non existent? That puppy is clearly real. I do not trust you.
I guess the only way to stop it is to go subscribe with all of my orgs :3
Look into the puppies eyes and tell me you don't want to give this man a MM
subbed like a boss
subbed
I will not negotiate with trrsts.
vote sub panpa
double subbed like a boss
Sub from Arg o/
voted and subbed brah
Unsubbed then resubbed. Will the puppy live now?
Unsubbed
We should keep it as a warning and sub, on the other hand, his devilish Borat smile just screams "I'ma kill 'im"
cant help ya. already subbed.
do all dogs go to heaven?
Can't believe I wasn't already subbed. Done.
Unsub
im 12 and what is this? OMGPUPPYNO! SUBBED!
haha, subbed
sub
Who is using my org >_
PENGUIN YOU SUCK
pwnd^
GET THIS GUY A MM FGTS
Canada can help with MMM
I told you Canada can help. o7
You get your medal now give me deers for my Taco Company!!!
I got here too late
You win this time puppy lovers...
Also thanks Temu o/
YOU GOT YOUR SUBS