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The Rhino Post

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All Hail the Immortal Rhino King!

3 • Day 3,246, 02:40 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

While I laid in my bed last night sleeping I was awakened by a loud noise. I arose to find my room filled with a bright light and a massive figure of a giant rhino almost entirely filled my room. The figure spoke unto me saying, "Sebastian! I am

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The Rhino Returns!

24 • Day 3,244, 01:06 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Hello friends and fellow eCanadians!

After a long absence from the game I've decided to give it another chance. It's good to be back in eCanada! I see some things have changed over the years that I've been gone. Many on my friends list are now

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FREE FOOD! FREE FOOD! FREE FOOD!

5 • Day 1,402, 19:18 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I want a new avatar but am too lazy to search for one myself... lmao. So I'm going to pay you to do it for me! The rules are simple.

1. Vote this article and sub this newspaper. AND...
... I could always use more subs! 😛

2.

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Issue #11: My Pet Rhino

1 • Day 1,363, 12:27 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

I'm lazy so I'm going to allow Bill Cosby to tell you a joke today...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqVcXmY5-B4



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Issue #10: Birthday Joke

2 • Day 1,359, 05:08 • Published in Canada Canada • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Yesterday was my eBirthday so I decided to do a special, albeit belated, birthday issue of The Rhino Post.



Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a … read more »