The Rhino Post - newspaper of Sebastian Somar

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Issue #4: What Is Politics?

7 • Day 1,107, 17:41 • Published in Canada Canada

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This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?
"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call

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Issue #3: Cinderblock

4 • Day 1,105, 16:35 • Published in Canada Canada

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There was father and he had 3 daughters.

The first daughter came and said "Daddy why did you name me Daisy?"

The father replied "Because the day you were born when we came out of the hospital a daisy fell right on your forehead." She said "Ah

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Issue #2: Bad Day of Golf

0 • Day 1,089, 22:04 • Published in Canada Canada

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when

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Issue #1: American Teacher

9 • Day 1,084, 12:04 • Published in Canada Canada

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Decided to make the Rhino Post a "Joke of the Day" type newspaper, but it will only be semi-daily.

A first … read more »

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Issue #0: What should I do with my newspaper?

4 • Day 1,082, 09:31 • Published in Canada Canada

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Well I finally decided to write my first article and I have no idea what to write about. This newspaper was originally going to be the official newspaper for the Rhinoceros Party of Canada, but now since the party is defunct I am at a lost as to