Issue #10: Birthday Joke

Day 1,359, 05:08 • Published in Canada Canada • by Sebastian Somar

Yesterday was my eBirthday so I decided to do a special, albeit belated, birthday issue of The Rhino Post.



Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong.

"I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted."

"Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so depressed?"

"Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"