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[BK4VP] Keating: An Autobiography

13 • Day 1,105, 19:56 • Published in USA USA •

So I herd this cereal-chomping lunatic is running with some year-old guy as his Vice President. I'm well known in some circles, but I realize I'm also very not-well-known in others. I assembled this here article as a sort of profile for those that

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Blank Keating for Vice President

8 • Day 1,102, 17:58 • Published in USA USA •

As you may have heard, I'm the running mate for CRoy as we attempt to storm the White House on December 5th. I promise to do a long, drawn out revision of

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Thanksgiving ATO - Aggregate Candidates and Directions

12 • Day 1,100, 23:57 • Published in USA USA •

The 5 top parties of the United States have unified to freeze the amount of congressmen per party in Congress this term, to clear up more votes for the PTO of

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eRepublik Personality Quiz

65 • Day 1,098, 22:21 • Published in USA USA •

This article will begin with a story.

I was sitting on my bed today, after my laptop computation device crashed from playing long hours in sexier looking games than this. Mizu was pinging me randomly and ranting about who knows what. It was a

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Let's Talk, America

31 • Day 1,097, 15:26 • Published in USA USA •

Don't worry, I'm not breaking up with you. I just want to know something. Where were you last night? I'll tell you where you weren't, you weren't writing articles. I bet you weren't even voting for them. What's up with that? I mean, I gave like, 8

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