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Three Knives in the Heart of the Newbie

10 • Day 1,090, 21:36 • Published in USA USA •

I was bored, or at least in the mood for an argument, and I wanted to air out what I see are the three biggest problems facing a new player in today's environment. Also, I've included what I think can fix it, within our grasp or only available with

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41

CSI: Fortress State

10 • Day 1,090, 08:31 • Published in USA USA •

Caine: What do we have here?

Tripp: Some woman got violated. Looks like an Asian islander.

Caine: Have we done our comprehensive 30-second DNA scan yet?

Black Girl Coroner:: Yes, but there were no conclusive … read more »

56

Oh lawdy I been here a year

24 • Day 1,088, 04:49 • Published in USA USA •

Happy birthday to me! So, I heard that when I play this game for 365 days, it's like an accomplishment. If all accomplishments in the game were based off patience, I'd do pretty well. 😉 I also heard that when I do said accomplishment, I am to write

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29

Your PTOs and ATOs of the Week

9 • Day 1,080, 13:26 • Published in USA USA •



Just making sure you've heard,

The "Important ATOs" 😉:
Portugal: Dr. Tango
Russia: [ … read more »

32

Keating for Colorado

18 • Day 1,066, 19:39 • Published in USA USA •



Good afternoon, America. Today I am writing to you to inform you that I am running for Congress in the great state of Colorado. Why you ask? Because I'm … read more »