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[ATE] America's Top Elite - Semifinals

17 • Day 1,196, 17:17 • Published in USA USA •

After 129 votes in some of the closest matchups so far, the results are in:

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[ATE] America's Top Elite - Division Champeenships

17 • Day 1,193, 14:09 • Published in USA USA •

It's on, man.

8 of the coolest, smartest, and most glorious eAmericans in the world will now get into rowdy catfights, throwing liquor bottles and having promiscuous intercourse in between (Claire counts for all of them). Those who arise from

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[ATE] America's Top Elite - The Elimination Round

23 • Day 1,188, 15:12 • Published in USA USA •

After 175 votes last round, ATE marches on to Round 2, or the elimination round. The prize increased to 60 gold, and 16 competitors remain and the choices are already getting difficult.

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[ATE] America's Top Elite - The 1st Round Begins Now

99 • Day 1,184, 02:33 • Published in USA USA •

Winners of Round 1 are up!

Everyone likes to complain about terrible elitism. It's a national pastime.



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Sensitivity

24 • Day 1,182, 11:08 • Published in USA USA •

Since I recently have been given an injection of subs thanks to Porter (who is p boss), I felt obligated to write something. The only thing I could think of

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