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German Relief Fund

1 • Day 556, 13:16 • Published in USA USA •

The German Relief Fund is an organization dedicated to supporting and improving Germany. If you wish to support Germany and the peace between Poland and Sweden, donate here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/organization/1514908

Good luck citizens

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::ATTENTION:: FIGHT IN NORTH AUSTRALIA

1 • Day 554, 14:15 • Published in USA USA •

FIGHT! The world is in mortal peril! Although I don't know why! This is reporter Magus Eceerb saying he didn't know what to write about so made something up.

Remember, you probably heard this scam first on THE DARK SQUIRREL!

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The World in the Face of Doom

4 • Day 551, 19:02 • Published in USA USA •

The world is at end.

Countries are being taken over.

War has ravaged eMankind.

Hippies have occupied most of the world.



Life as we know it may be at end. But fear not, there is hope. For even in the face of peril, I will FIGHT!!!

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Why I'm Awesome and you should pick me for congress

1 • Day 549, 15:48 • Published in USA USA •

Reason number 1:

You probably shouldn't, I'm an inexperienced newb.

Reason number 2:

I have no experience or background whatsoever

Reason number 3:

I'm a complete wimp

Reason number 4:

I always backstab my friends and spit at

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::ATTENTION:: NO MORE HIPPIES

5 • Day 549, 04:40 • Published in USA USA •

America has the largest population in the game. So can anyone tell me why we're not the strongest? I know, and I'm going to tell you in this simple statement:

HALF OUR POPULATION IS HIPPIES

The term "hippies" is a rude way to say that

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