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::ATTENTION:: I HAVE A BRAIN ::ATTENTION::

4 • Day 560, 04:37 • Published in USA USA •

I have a brain, I just checked.

You heard this first, or at least 3,456,223rd on THE DARK SQUIRREL

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Today's Weather

2 • Day 559, 12:19 • Published in USA USA •

This is a new segment on THE DARK SQUIRREL called "Today's Weather". Where I, reporter Magus Eceerb, go over common everyday eLife concerning nothing whatsoever about the weather.

Well folks, today the war games continue at a steady pace,

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Romania On Its Feet

1 • Day 559, 04:34 • Published in USA USA •

Due to the recent thrashing Romania recieved from a combigned group of PEACE countries. Romania's citizens demand payback, they are getting it.

Romania has launched a huge campaign against Hungary, strategically and decisively striking. At this

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::ATTENTION:: VOTE FOR THIS ARTICLE ::ATTENTION::

13 • Day 557, 18:06 • Published in USA USA •

Attention! Vote for this article!

I don't no why but do it!

Do it for whatever country you live in!

Do it for fame!

Do it for fortune!

JUST DO IT!!!

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Epidemic

5 • Day 557, 17:00 • Published in USA USA •

A massive endemic of a new online virus is spreading through the eWorld. This virus is known as:

Stupid

Scary, isn't it?

This is reporter Magus Eceerb here to inform you of the symptoms:

Voting stupidly
Debating stupidly
Fighting

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