Why I'm Awesome and you should pick me for congress

Day 549, 15:48 • Published in USA USA • by Magus Eceerb

Reason number 1:

You probably shouldn't, I'm an inexperienced newb.

Reason number 2:

I have no experience or background whatsoever

Reason number 3:

I'm a complete wimp

Reason number 4:

I always backstab my friends and spit at patriotism

Reason number 5:

Part 1: I don't mean any of this and I'm just messin' around so forget this in the future.
Part 2: I AM AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!