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The Canadian Patriot

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I Reported this Article Myself

16 • Day 667, 17:09 • Published in Canada Canada •

Dear Iran,

Due to your continually desperate tactics of attempting to report anything we say, I’ve reported this article to save you the trouble.

Love,
Canada

P.S - See you on the battlefield!

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We Regret to Inform You

12 • Day 666, 16:23 • Published in Canada Canada •

Banners and confetti littered the now dark streets. All eCanadians were celebrating with their newly elected party presidents. Little did they know…… that there was a plan………… so amazing ……. It just had to come from the CPF!

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Through My e-Eyes

10 • Day 618, 21:44 • Published in Canada Canada •

Prologue: I looked out my window as two normal looking squad cars pulled into my drive way. The words ADMIN stretched across the doors like spandex across Dean22’s ever growing head. The first officer cuffed me and shoved me into the back … read more »

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On Behalf of Your Future Selves

3 • Day 612, 17:43 • Published in Canada Canada •

Dear People of Canada,

THE FUTURE YOU HAVE SPOKEN! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SAID!

TRUST YOUR PRIME MINISTER!
Don’t listen to the PEACE propaganda lies about his actions
Don’t doubt his actions
Our Country is in good hands and is being advised

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