On Behalf of Your Future Selves

Day 612, 17:43 • Published in Canada Canada • by BenMartin

Dear People of Canada,

THE FUTURE YOU HAVE SPOKEN! AND THIS IS WHAT YOU SAID!

TRUST YOUR PRIME MINISTER!
Don’t listen to the PEACE propaganda lies about his actions
Don’t doubt his actions
Our Country is in good hands and is being advised by the smartest and most trusted eCanadians
HE TRULY LOVES eCANADA AND WILL DO ANYTHING FOR IT!

STAY SOLIDIFIED!
Stick together!!
*insert analogy about sticking together here*

DON’T EVEN BRING UP THE THOUGHT OF SURRENDERING OR JOING PEACE!
Because I will kill you

DON’T WORRY!
We will get all our land or more back and when we will the French will be kissing our feet while we tie their President up to a goal post and shoot hockey pucks at him while drenching him with maple syrup. The citizens of France are cowards and will surrender like they do in everything (real life and elife).

WE WILL PREVAIL!

Sincerely,
Your Future Selves