The Axiom - newspaper of Cody Franklin

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Good Things Come in Threes

6 • Day 757, 14:48 • Published in USA USA

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Good afternoon, eRepublikans. I had an idea, and I thought I'd run it by you.

Take a look, if you would, at the American government--supposedly, there are a lot of checks and balances - a lot of little intricacies that make our government what it

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Sense, Sensibility, and a Lack Thereof

7 • Day 754, 14:12 • Published in USA USA

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Good evening, future tanks.

Very recently, our dear administrators put into place a new training system, one which they fallaciously believed would revolutionize the way we build up strength. Allow me to explain how this new system operates.

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Toyota Kawasaki Suzuki! (Translated: Let's go beat Japan!)

8 • Day 748, 14:31 • Published in USA USA

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Good afternoon, eRepublikans. I've been doing some thinking, and I'd like to share my contemplations with you.

As you may have noticed, the United States' recent military campaign (formally known as Operation Wakka Wakka) has a large number of

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Ruuuuuun!!! It's Godzi- Wait, it's AMERICA!

4 • Day 747, 13:33 • Published in USA USA

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Good afternoon, eRepublikans. We're in a bit of a situation, I think.

As you have undoubtedly been informed, the United States recently made a definitive decision to hit Japan, much to the surprise of the American public. Many Americans had been

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The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall

6 • Day 726, 18:27 • Published in USA USA

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Good evening, my fellow eRepublikans.

You've seen it in ads. You've seen it in the papers. Even the admins couldn't resist making a mention of it in their