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[ESO] PP Elections: March

1 • Day 1,576, 15:15 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

If you don't vote Lily Jayne Summers i will murder you with carrots

you heard what i said 😉

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[ESO] Vote Lily Jayne Summers for PP !

4 • Day 1,575, 12:11 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Vote Lily Jayne Summers for ESO Party President, for a lot of reasons, although there are thousands of reasons why you should vote her for PP and
it would be easier to say the reasons why she shouldnt (0 reasons) but then that wouldn't be very fun

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[RED] Episode 6: ApronChef Meets the Red

3 • Day 1,572, 17:00 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



by joining RED team and not dastardly BLUs you can be doing this all day:



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[RED] Episode 5: Horton hears a Blue

6 • Day 1,570, 14:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

There once was a frog called horton, horton was a very special frog, since he was the president of Mexico, how did a frog become president of mexico? Well it is pretty self explanatory you derp. So horton was also a potato, since frogs are made out

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Episode 4: ApronChef's riddle

16 • Day 1,567, 09:55 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Why is diamond the hardest metal?
Answer in comments for prize.

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