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There once was a frog called horton, horton was a very special frog, since he was the president of Mexico, how did a frog become president of mexico? Well it is pretty self explanatory you derp. So horton was also a potato, since frogs are made out of potatoes (Frogs and Potatoes are also best friends) so horton goes up to a llama and says "Got Milk?" and then the chocolate hotdog hit the fan. The llama got out his Red friendship cannon and fired a mini nuke at the llama tea party, which just made them into super llamas, thus started the Mexican-Llama war of 2077

After this war had started, mexicans and llamas across the world rose up, and horton the frog was super mad because he just watched Superbad. So this war lasted for about a day until the mexicans went extinct because the super dinosaur had come back to life and started wrecking shit and neing a big ass godzilla, now since he was wrekcing shit like godzilla, kim jong-il got pissed because he invented the hamburger and his hamburger factories got burnt down by this fire breathing mega dinosaur from space. He was also painted Red since red is the best colour ever (Scientifically proven that red are winners)



So horton was in his cardboard box one day when a hobo named Blue was in a tree, there were no leaves on this tree and it was filled with hobos. Horton was unsure whether this hobo was called Alfred Pennyworth or Blue so he called him Blue, because who can be bothered to call him Alfred Pennyworth?

So since everyone died shortly after that, because of 1202 and Blue team were terrorists and played Team Fortress 2 all the dwarves and all the kings men couldnt put Woldy together again?
Neato!

Also join Red team, since we have LilySummers, the best!
(P.S. Sorry for short article people ~~~~~)

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