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[ESO][Sanic] Congress Manifesto: South West of England

10 • Day 1,616, 10:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

I am Sanic the Hedgehog and I am running for congress in the South West of England, I will be a congressman for both the South West of England and the UK, … read more »

Episode 5: ApronChefs discovery [Easter Exclusive]

2 • Day 1,601, 06:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Vote and subscribe :3 … read more »

[ESO] My view on UKPP (current)

8 • Day 1,591, 12:05 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

UKPP, the United Kingdom Progression Party. It is currently run by Sir_Nick and his PP assistants. Recently there have been many poop flinging in the IRC channels of UKPP lately, which has caused mini ripples of splitting to other parties, most

[ESO] Sanic for Congress [Northern Ireland]

4 • Day 1,586, 13:30 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Hello, my naem is sanic the hedgehog and I am running for congress in Northern Ireland on the 25th, and this will only stay valid if by that 1.1% chance that we will not get congress, comes true (which it wont) then just ignore this article so I … read more »

[ESO] A Hobbits Tail

5 • Day 1,584, 15:19 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

There once was a hobbit named ganondorf, he was also an porc called sauron, but thats a different story to this potato-themed one. Ganondorf was also called gandalf because he is a wizit wizard hobbit, and he is blinging since he is the #1 seller of