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Episode 3: How to be an official eUK citizen, like ApronChef

7 • Day 1,566, 10:28 • Published in United Kingdom

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Battle orders

Well in these times of hardship every eUK citizen needs to do their bit to help out in the occupation of our empire, the horde of barbaric French, Irish and Cannucks have overrun our main regions and since they are purely homosexual they

Episode 2: ApronChef loses his money, how does he get more money? [TIPS]

5 • Day 1,565, 14:41 • Published in United Kingdom

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Financial business

Prostitution and Aspergers

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Episode 1: The ApronChef herd

6 • Day 1,565, 07:40 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take an hour
Just fly right by
I'll tell you how I became the ass master of a toilet named you

In Green hills born and raised
On the Sega 64 was

Buttmad Chef loses his Apron: Pilot

5 • Day 1,564, 16:06 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

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