Monkey's Voice - newspaper of Reclusive Monkey

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Congress Manifesto August 2009

3 • Day 642, 02:30 • Published in Philippines

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My Fellow Filipinos,

I will be running for congress in August 2009 as usual. I have just come back from my summer holidays so I have not been that active for the past couple of weeks but I did manage to gain my fifth hard worker medal (which was

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300

8 • Day 617, 23:51 • Published in Philippines

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PhilHealth has now reached our target of 300 GOLD. A big thank you to everyone around the world who donated, especially people who will not benefit from the hospital. I am … read more »

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Pinoy Baby Boom?

21 • Day 614, 11:34 • Published in Philippines

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As I have been busy campaigning for the past few days I have not had chance to check the census data. When I did, I was pleasantly surprised. It seems we have had a baby boom!

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Congressional Election Results July 2009

8 • Day 614, 03:13 • Published in Philippines

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After the rosettes have been discarded, the banners fallen from their lofty height and the babies finally recovered from unwanted kisses we can look at the results that came in;

Regional Statistics
By my calculations,

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Our Most Important Election

16 • Day 611, 12:40 • Published in Philippines

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Good day my fellow Filipinos,

It is just a couple of days now until the latest Congressional elections in the ePhilippines. The various parties have kicked into gear and the congressional machine is working overtime. It was announced recently