Monkey's Voice - newspaper of Reclusive Monkey

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Thank you Filipinos!

2 • Day 676, 02:59 • Published in Philippines

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My fellow Filipinos,

A heartfelt thanks to everyone who voted for me yesterday. I am genuinely humbled by your support.

Some people may be wondering why I have switched party so soon after the elections. This is not down to any disagreement

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Congressman Monkey

3 • Day 666, 05:32 • Published in Philippines

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As usual I will be standing for Congress this term. I should imagine most people will recognise me by now, if not then please do not hesitate to get in touch and ask me anything you like. You can read Monkey's Voice to see the sort of things I have

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Tips for Noobs...

9 • Day 665, 15:41 • Published in Philippines

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1. If moving military units to another country, contact the Government or Military of that country
2. Don't move in en masse on Party President Election day via a rogue Congressman and put a candidate up for Presidency in a Party you know nothing

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RED ALERT!

14 • Day 665, 00:44 • Published in Philippines

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RED ALERT! Move to the Filipino Labour Party and vote for EZEX Lacroa. Pass on this message.

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Fake Bank of Philippines

23 • Day 660, 10:19 • Published in Philippines

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Some days ago now and eagle eyed citizen spotted a *fake* Bank of Philippines. They had spelt the organisation with a capital "i" so that it looked exactly like the genuine one. Why would someone do this? Clearly it was an attempt to trick people