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[CP] The Best Laid Plans...

34 • Day 1,814, 09:54 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Nation, I would first like to thank you for re-electing me as the president of this great eCountry.

Next, I would … read more »

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[CP] A New Dawn

47 • Day 1,810, 10:15 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



There are few things that I am certain of in this game, but I am always certain of these things:

1) Canada will expel Poland from our lands, as usual.
2) The Government … read more »

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[CP] Foreign Affairs and Poll (5 Gold Giveaway)

31 • Day 1,803, 10:39 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Some of you may be thinking “Why aren’t we in an alliance yet?” Well its not exactly a simple situation.

Okay, let’ … read more »

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[CP] Preparation and Opportunity

70 • Day 1,799, 14:07 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Here are the two issues to be touched on in this article:
1) … read more »

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[CP EN/FR] War Were Declared

67 • Day 1,790, 21:50 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



If you haven’t noticed yet, Canada has declared war on Spain.

Now I know that many of you may be thinking … read more »