Miss Derp's Drunk Rants

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[CP] Official Farewell

27 • Day 1,842, 15:43 • Published in Canada Canada

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Congressmen, citizens, and all others who pledge themselves to Canada throughout the eWorld, I come to you today during my last day in the seat of power. Yet, I come before … read more »

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[CP] I Had a Dream

57 • Day 1,841, 11:17 • Published in Canada Canada

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Political debates and analysis

Mood Music

I had a dream.

I started off my presidency with high hopes, dreaming big and being ambitious. Over … read more »

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Recanting: An Apology

37 • Day 1,835, 07:20 • Published in Canada Canada

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At the risk of being the virtual Mitt Romney, I have the following message to announce:

I have deleted my previous article and left the party I just created...

Why?

Because I honestly couldn’t do it. I can’t lead a party based on

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[CP] Unexciting Update

30 • Day 1,823, 13:02 • Published in Canada Canada

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As you very well know, we had been engaged in a training war with the Irish. We did this so that all Canadians and our Irish allies would be able to complete the in-game … read more »

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