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[CP] What's Up Doc?

35 • Day 1,786, 20:17 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



So what all has been going on in this administration? Well, it all mainly has to do with the Foreign Affairs front. It is the main point of my term to provide stable … read more »

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[CP] The Cabinet

26 • Day 1,782, 16:33 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Today, for the first time, I am writing to you as the President of Canada. I would like to thank everyone who supported me during my campaign and showed their support with … read more »

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[EPD4CP] Foreign Affairs in the Age of CTRL

30 • Day 1,780, 07:53 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



During the past month, things have changed. Terra has all but dissolved, we’ve lost most of our MPP stack, we’ve allied with Indonesia, and we are, unsurprisingly, being attacked … read more »

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[EPD4CP] A Prescription for Success

28 • Day 1,775, 14:32 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Why hello Canada! I hear you have a CP election coming up and you aren't in the best condition. Step into my office, will you? Canada, looking at your medical history and your current … read more »

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[CPF] Restoring Integrity One Vote at a Time

19 • Day 1,771, 00:39 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Canada.

It is a place long wrought by corrupt politics and a poisonous political atmosphere. A place wherein every election cycle, vote buying, backdoor dealings, and nasty rhetoric rear their ugly head toward the forefront of politics.

Tired

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