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SHOCKING SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE eUSA POLITICAL WORLD!

17 • Day 4,778, 08:48 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

SHOCKING SEX SCANDAL ROCKS THE eUSA POLITICAL WORLD!

By Shrimp Collars

In perhaps the most shocking scandal in eUS history, it was revealed today that SFP member … read more »

The Self-Loathing Swede

6 • Day 4,777, 19:46 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

There once was a Dioist from Sweden.
Who hated his origins; you know it!
With a grin on his chin.
He muttered it was a sin.
To be a swine from Sweden.
~ anonymous troubadour

THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO- Will our God Emperor return?

22 • Day 4,771, 14:44 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO-
Will our God Emperor return?
By Raul Boteus - LEADER OF USA TASK-FORCE TO LOCATE DIO BRANDO

Dioism, is the state religion of the eUSA, and our beloved fearless leader, President Chickensguys is a long- … read more »

ROBOT CONSPIRACY TO TAKE OVER AMERICA EXPOSED

35 • Day 4,767, 17:03 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

"The Most Honest and Greatest Newspaper in the World"

By Gnilius Fiferian

In a shocking revelation, it has been revealed that over 40% of the US voting population has been identified as bots, including the entirety of several … read more »

Top 2 Press Briefings for the week of 8/23/2020 - 8/29/2020

23 • Day 4,667, 16:23 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

The President of the United States, Chief of Staff and … read more »