THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO- Will our God Emperor return?

Day 4,771, 14:44 • Published in USA USA • by Pony Express
THE SEARCH FOR DIO BRANDO-
Will our God Emperor return?
By Raul Boteus - LEADER OF USA TASK-FORCE TO LOCATE DIO BRANDO

Dioism, is the state religion of the eUSA, and our beloved fearless leader, President Chickensguys is a long-time devoted and pious follower of Dio. Recently, the eUS government was authorized to begin a search to discover Dio Brando's whereabouts. He has not been seen in many years, and yet his flock remains as faithful as ever.

An extensive search is taking place to find and locate Dio Brando. No Stone is being left unturned. From the rural villages of Pakistan to the snow capped mountains of Sweden, the search will go on. If you have any information please come forward. ZRTX will pay a handsome reward.

This writer is a fervent follower of 'The Book of Dio'. As is tradition, every Dioist if able must make the pilgrimage to ePakistan, the homeland of our beloved God Emperor at least once during their elife. We strongly encourage you to save up your 'Chicken Dividend' so you can afford to make the long and arduous journey!

As the eWorld plummets into chaos, we must begin anew to search for Dio Brando. Dioism needs its leader to return. As was prophesied in the end eTimes he would return and lead us to glory once again.