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A Vice-President Announced

20 • Day 921, 01:26 • Published in USA USA •

In the second of my Presidential campaign articles, I would like to introduce you all to the man I have chosen to be my Vice-President.

He has been a citizen of the eUS since his birth last summer. During his time he has served multiple terms in

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322

Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But What Can You Do For Your Country

66 • Day 919, 08:55 • Published in USA USA •

I asked myself this question, and the answer I gave was short, and rather simple: I believe that I can lead this country.

So today, I am announcing my intention to run for the office of the President of the eUnited States of

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319

Guns for Subs!!

280 • Day 916, 15:46 • Published in USA USA •

Hello, hello, hello! Yes I do most certainly realize that there is already an article like this one out in the media right now. Mr. Lantrip beat me to the punch yesterday. But I will not let that deter me! And let's be honest, who doesn't like free

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The Sergei Grueno Story

26 • Day 885, 17:46 • Published in USA USA •

The following is a fictional story that uses the names of identifiable organizations within the eUS. Any similarities to "real" citizens is purely coincidental

I have a little free time, so I want to tell people the … read more »

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Democratic Republican Party President Election

25 • Day 875, 15:56 • Published in USA USA •

Yes, I am running for President of the DemReps

I have been involved with this party almost since my eBirth way back in February of 2009. Except for a very short stint early in my eLife, I have served this party in some capacity, … read more »