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eJapan, eCuba, and Chaos! Oh my!

9 • Day 2,451, 05:23 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Sometimes I get the impression that the world is anti-American. What has made me consider such a ludicrous idea are the constant uprisings from eJapan and eCuba. There should be a summit of sorts to decide on who to face this problem, without

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What's eJapan's Problem?

1 • Day 2,448, 05:46 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

So, for the past eternity, eJapan has always been trying to free itself from American influence. Considering how long this has been going on, it is in my best interest to say that they should just give up. They've failed on more than one occasion,

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My two cents for today

0 • Day 2,446, 15:17 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

As painful as it is for me to say it, there is nothing interesting for me to talk about. I know I said the world is slowing down last issue (don't get me wrong, there are still wars and stuff) but now it seems stuck in time. It makes me feel like

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3

The World might be Slowing Down

2 • Day 2,445, 04:36 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

My apologizes for the rather long delay, but as no one might know, trying to convince physiologists that you're still sane is rather difficult. But I always make sure that I return to give you all more news stories that you probably already heard

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Next National Religion for eUSA?

0 • Day 2,442, 15:53 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Since there seems to be less to talk about yesterday, I shall now exercise my personal skill: complaining. While it's always nice to have a break from the hustle and bustle of an ever-changing world, a newspaper can never survive on calmness.

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