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The world is calming down, for once

2 Day 2,441, 17:41 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Coming back from my general unhappiness over the state of eUSA yesterday, it seems that today is a much better day for our nation. Thankfully our sliver of eFrance has been valiantly defended, and Tohoku continues to belong to us. With that said,

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Freedom Fries Debacle

4 Day 2,440, 14:07 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Returning quite recently from Arkham Asylum after a fierce monologue-based argument, I am now legally permitted to continue "America, by The People"! And as usual, there is plenty of me to fuss about. As I was released from the aforementioned asylum

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Adventures in insanity, and newspapers

0 Day 2,438, 17:55 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



I almost feel a bit saddened to report the same old news. War here, war there. The New World never really changes. But thankfully, I only have to report what concerns eUSA. If I had to do anymore, then "America, by The People" would be " … read more »

Another Average Day for the World

0 Day 2,437, 17:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

It seems that today another empire is going the way of the Serbs. As many of us already know, eChile has been dethroned as one of the major empires in the New World. For us mildly concerned American citizens, how will this affect the proud nation of

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A Return to Simpler Times

3 Day 2,435, 18:19 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

As little news as there is today, though some might say otherwise, I'd like "America, by The People" return to its roots. Back when there was always the possibility of interaction with average citizens. But alas, that has yet to happen in the way it

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