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Benn Dover

11 • Day 631, 02:04 • Published in Pakistan

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Gentlemen. All this time there was a cheater amongst us, oh what a surprise! Someone who cheats! This is common and will continue. It will go unnoticed or someone will be caught and punished. But what will stop him in the future from coming back?

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Party Prez August 2009

14 • Day 630, 04:25 • Published in Pakistan

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Dear Crusaders of stardust,

I have candidated to become president of Diamonds is Unbreakable. party because I want to become the president of Pakistan.

Why me you ask? Well it is simple. First, I will declare the Holy

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The Book of Dio 2: Revelations

3 • Day 629, 06:40 • Published in Pakistan

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Multiple multis

A hot and humid day in Punjab, as it always is. The paved streets are dusty and loud, the pollution is hard to bare but you get used to it. Punjab has just been overfilled ever since Pakistan has been deducted to this one small

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Military & SCIENCE

12 • Day 625, 02:04 • Published in Pakistan

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I have some suggestions. How about improving warfare by including the other branches of armies. These would be:
*Navy
*Airforce

I will now present what the additions would be:

Navy

The navy forces would require the countries to

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Sweet Dio!

15 • Day 624, 02:03 • Published in Pakistan

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Go vote today! Vote for Dio Brando and not the heathens from the Vanilli's, for they have broken their word.

Vote for Dio!

Edit: Also notice how little DA deleted all his articles saying they support us? Oh you are SO CLEVER!