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[SSG] Hitoshi Makoto in Tohoku

4 • Day 1,312, 19:00 • Published in Japan Japan • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

'tis I, Dr. Makoto, here to proclaim upon the mountain my candidature of congress in Tohoku. Now that eJapan's special police force, the Shinkickgumi Asskickgumi Shinsplintgumi Shallotsandlegumis Shinsengumi is top

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9

A Nation Arises!

2 • Day 1,312, 09:02 • Published in Japan Japan • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Ireland



A nation has thrown of the shackles of oppression and become independent. Do you recognize their … read more »

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War Weariness

2 • Day 1,311, 14:29 • Published in Japan Japan • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Well, I'm now officially sick of fighting. Anybody else?

Used to be one can walk down the street without having to fight Spaniards and Koreans. Now we're in so many fights that you'd swear we'd walked into LA. Of course, it's not only the breadth

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Nation Destroyed

9 • Day 1,307, 15:04 • Published in Japan Japan • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Ireland



This nation has been destroyed, its last region having fallen into enemy hands. A … read more »

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Allegory of the Fail; the New Health Recovery System

11 • Day 1,304, 17:27 • Published in Japan Japan • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

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