[SSG] Hitoshi Makoto in Tohoku
Hitoshi Makoto
'tis I, Dr. Makoto, here to proclaim upon the mountain my candidature of congress in Tohoku. Now that eJapan's special police force, the Shinkickgumi Asskickgumi Shinsplintgumi Shallotsandlegumis Shinsengumi is top 5, it is suddenly convenient for me to run for congress!
As sub-commander (I will be as soon as VG and I work out a system where I announce SSG battle orders) of the SSG, I am throwing my hat in to represent our party in the Tohoku elections. If you want stability, honour, justice, and a uniform so sexy they have pictures of women wearing the uniforms plastered everywhere (Setsuna is my personal favourite); then vote SSG. Any candidate will do, but you love The Mage's Retort anyway, so why not vote for me?
What will I promise? I promise the same approach as last time, just under a different banner (SSG other than independent). Hell, you're going to get screwed by politicians anyhow; why not get screwed by the Shinsengumi?
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Platform aside, I have been assured of daily forum activity by Hitoshi if elected. Voted.
Well, I wouldn't be a politician if I didn't break at least one promise 😉
Already giving up even before you're elected? Come on now!
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