Minister of Fun Application Phase 1: Lulz Articles !

Day 840, 16:50 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Ragoth


FROM THE DESK OF THE deputy PRIME MINISTER:
[update]: win 5 GOLD NOW IN FRENCH


Today I am proud to announce part one of application process to become the new Minister of Fun. The portfolio will include a general mandate to make sure we are all having fun in eBelgium, this will require a large number of competences to fulfill on the budget that the government will be providing you with (hint, it is a number less then 1) and over the next week or until I get bored we will be testing this set of skills in all prospective candidates. Now onto phase one:

Phase One😕ulz Articles:

As minister of fun your handiest tool for injecting fun into the economy will be your news paper to demonstrate this today you are asked to write an article explaining why Manong Rizal the Wise deserves a place next to Emerick the Great in the pantheon of eRep gods who will one day return to bring glory on their nation.

You will be graded on:
-clarity (so write in your native language, don't worry I can translate)
-number of votes and rank in Belgian national news
-hilarity
-amount of ass kissing towards me and the president by including us in your piece
-amount of beers I've had when I read it
-originality

And Go!

Ragoth
deputy PRIME MINISTER
Res Belgica Congress Member for Wallonia
Captain Belgian Home Guard

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