White House Press Release #77: Indian Hospitality

Day 841, 01:56 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room

Official White House Press Release (#77): Indian Hospialiy

9 March January 2010, Day 840 of the New World.

The contents of this White House Press Release are:

1. Indian Hospitality

2. The Pony Express Recruits



Indian Hospitality

Observers of international military maneuvers have likely noticed a large amount of activity in Asia recently. Much of this has been in response to recent Phoenix posturing as the alliance attempted to position themselves to regain their crown jewel, Karnataka. However, with the express consent and cooperation of the Indian government, the United Sates has once again managed to foil Phoenix operations. It seems odd, at first glance, that India would help a country that holds control of one of their native regions.


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Upon digging deeper into matter, however, their actions become obvious. It seems that the Indian people actually appreciate that America has treated them with respect and acknowledged their dignity. Unlike previous the occupiers of Karnataka, the United States has agreed to compensate India for occupying the territory. What's more, the PigInZen administration has agreed to donate a Q5 hospital to India in Jharkand. The President said earlier, "I personally am looking forward to forging long-lasting and deep ties between our countries....May our partnership be long and fruitful for both of our countries."


The Pony Express Recruits

The recent renaissance of the Pony Express continues. The organization continues to seek American patriots who will volunteer a few minutes of their time to help make their country stronger. So, please, subscribe your organizations (any your personal account) to the Pony Express newspaper. Then simply check out the latest Pony Express for articles to vote-up! This venture is key to promoting the most important information in the American Public--and keeping foreign trolls out.



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This concludes the seventy-sixth White House Press Release and the second of this Presidential term. Be sure to observe DoD Orders, as the war is ever-changing!

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