White House Press Report

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The official Press Room of the United States. Check here, for all official announcements from your government.

Do you smell that? That's Victory, son...

20 • Day 5,708, 10:22 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

WHPR 5708 : Do you smell that? That’s Victory, son..

Dateline: Friday, July 7 (Day 5,708 )

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[WHPR] A Term in Review, And Elections, Oh My!

15 • Day 5,675, 23:22 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

^{President Shefutzu definitely not intimidating the press pool}

Dateline: Monday, June 5th (Day 5,675)
Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House

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WHPR 5672 : That Was Fun!

28 • Day 5,672, 16:23 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

WHPR 5672 : That Was Fun!

Let’s do that again.

Dateline: Thursday, June 1st (Day 5,672 )

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WHPR 5666 : Super Nova Teaches Air 101

17 • Day 5,665, 21:04 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

WHPR 5666 : Super Nova Teaches Air 101

Save your crap for Comicon, alright.

Dateline: Friday, May 26th (Day 5,666 )
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WHPR 5663 : Voots Takes Us To WAR!

34 • Day 5,663, 12:37 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

WHPR 5663 : Voots Takes Us To WAR!

Nice kitty, soft kitty, purr you sonofabitch, purr!

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