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Gormley's Gormless Gags #4

2 • Day 3,138, 14:02 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Bob was in a terrible motorcycle accident and his legs weren’t in great shape, to say the least.

After a couple of weeks of therapy, it soon became clear to the Doctor that they were just putting off the inevitable. Due however, to Bob’s frail

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #3

6 • Day 3,137, 16:44 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will let it go

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Gormley's Gormless Gags #2

6 • Day 3,136, 15:14 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Q: How do you count cows?

A: With a cowculator.

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Gormley's Gormless Gags [Official Rebranding]

9 • Day 3,135, 15:38 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

What's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick

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Gormley Haiku

3 • Day 3,092, 16:46 • Published in Ireland Ireland • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

He used to have jokes
They were clearly Terrible
Now he is the joke

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