About my newspaper
Gormley's Gormless Gags #8
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
Gormley's Gormless Gags #7
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Gormley's Gormless Gags #6
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
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Gormley's Gormless Gags #5
A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.