The Daily Sizzle

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First Day in the New World

2 • Day 1,835, 12:51 • Published in USA USA

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This is my first day in the New World, and I have got to tell you that I am having fun! I don't really have any clue what I am doing, but I have been fighting, buying things, joining political parties and military groups, and it is all very exciting.