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The only "-ism" worth following is Antagonism. Pick your stance, pronounce it loudly and with great fervour, and defend it to the last. Be a voice of reason in a world gone mad. Or a voice gone mad in the world for no reason.

And remember: Objectivity is for the weak.

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Let's Make A Deal! (Colin Lantrip Edition)

26 • Day 2,891, 14:00 • Published in Canada Canada • Financial business Financial business

Politics is exactly like a game show - a blatant push of consumer culture and gambling, lead by a fast-talking showman, usually featuring crappy prizes dressed up to look desireable, and most of the players walk away with nothing.

The game show

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[COMICS] Colin Lantrip 3 Loves eCanada!

25 • Day 2,888, 20:52 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis







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[MINISTRY OF RE-EDUCATION] Identifying the Enemy (Non-Hippie Edition)

7 • Day 2,885, 22:18 • Published in Canada Canada • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Well, maggots, we have some foreign visitors invaders soiling our homeland. To help our citizens better identify these swarthy foreign devils, here are some tips on how to tell the hostile invasion … read more »

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[Ministry of Re-Education] The Piccolo

7 • Day 2,854, 15:18 • Published in Canada Canada • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik



Alright, maggots, listen up. Back in the day, infantry soldiers used to march to war to the tune of the piccolo, which is a type of fife or flute. It is a proud military tradition going back centuries.

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Potential Air Strike Targets

4 • Day 2,854, 14:15 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

My vote goes to the Middle East. Because this:



To hell with camels and their toes. Moose knuckles all the way, Jack.

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