Rylde and Free - newspaper of Rylde

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How to get into Congress.

48 • Day 767, 14:04 • Published in Canada Canada

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I've discovered a surfire way to get into Congress monthly. With strategy and technique you can become a congressman of eCanada as well just by following these simple steps.

-Move and run in a location no one gives a rats ass about. I went with

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Unlikely for Congress

10 • Day 764, 05:03 • Published in Canada Canada

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I'll be running for Congress this month. Mainly so i can be a pain in the ass to govt. I do actually have goals and a sadsack platform of supporting canadian business. Foreign importers have no business in our markets where domestic output can cover

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eCanadian Death Company

18 • Day 751, 16:02 • Published in Canada Canada

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How many newbs have to die on NB's road to bettering there province. I've looked through NB prides companies and all there present goals have been achieved with there hands covered in blood. The specter of death follows the NB pride organization

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Advice for Citizen B and DAL

14 • Day 746, 13:59 • Published in Canada Canada

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I realize this election must be stressful as your 2 clickers aren't coming through for you this election. They would rather vote for a celebrity such as Jacobi instead of follow your simple instructions of

-Click community
-Select elections
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A Month in eCanadian Politics

32 • Day 744, 23:19 • Published in Canada Canada

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1st-2nd
Platforms have been released since the month before. All stating the same damn thing and everyone saying they can all do the same damn thing better then the other guys.

3rd-4th
Political attack dogs are released to argue with other