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Sending Knee Pads to Portugal

13 • Day 4,384, 22:47 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Portugal
Today masterful coordination was done. Yesterday night in anticipation of today’s events joint allied forces dropped thousands of knee pads over Portuguese held territories. One observer remarked, “ I have never seen anything like … read more »

38

Ireland Escapes to Oregon

18 • Day 4,383, 22:43 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Ireland
As Code continues to fight battles all over Europe; the steps to contain Portugal continue as planned. Today Ireland launched an airstrike on eUSA, in order to outrun Portugal and maintain a Congress for the next cycle. Ireland will … read more »

34

Masterclass

6 • Day 4,382, 23:31 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Containing Portugal, Saving Kanada, working with our allies, and air striking Thailand.

The last 24 hours have been filled with master class plays, by a master class cabinet, and master class allies.

Serbia
Yesterday through … read more »

52

A New Threat Emerges

18 • Day 4,381, 18:27 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Serbian Threat
Today, Serbia has a pending law to airstrike Mexico. In anticipation to this new threat in North America, I have opted to take immediate action; our allies, Croatia, Turkey and Greece will be in position along our southern … read more »

47

Protecting eIreland

11 • Day 4,379, 19:30 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Today, America launches a limited defensive action into eIreland at their request. Our immediate goal will be the conquest of Cork. Our mutual enemy Portugal launched an airstrike on eIreland in a desperate attempt to escape the Greek … read more »