Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1994)
I was playing Scrabble with the wife when I put down AWORD.
She said, "That's not a word."
I said, "It quite clearly is."
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I was playing Scrabble with the wife when I put down AWORD.
She said, "That's not a word."
I said, "It quite clearly is."
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What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
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I've got a disease that keeps transforming me into capital cities.
It's starting to Hanoi me now.
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Since I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia, I've been in 2 minds how I feel about it
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I've come fourth in every race I've been in this year.
I blame those meddling bastards.
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