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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 Dan 2,032, 16:09 Irska Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 Dan 2,031, 16:05 Irska Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 Dan 2,030, 16:58 Irska Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2029)

5 Dan 2,029, 16:58 Irska Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I went to a General Store.
The assistant asked me what I was looking for. I said,"Nothing specific."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2028)

6 Dan 2,028, 16:19 Irska Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.

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