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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2034)

10 Dan 2,034, 18:07 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

My friend told me he ran out of a restaurant without paying for his meal last week.

I went to try it today, but she wouldn't give me my Big Mac until I'd paid.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2033)

10 Dan 2,033, 17:29 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

What has the US government and you have in common...?

You're both reading this joke...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 Dan 2,032, 16:09 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 Dan 2,031, 16:05 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2030)

4 Dan 2,030, 16:58 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I hate mime artists.

I always throw invisible rocks at them.

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