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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2050)

6 Dan 2,050, 16:53 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

My wife just called me a juvenile loser, a childish bastard and a terrible husband, just because I turned our house into a "Fun House"

I'm not sure why she's being such a bitch, maybe she just got out of bed on the wrong slide.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2049)

6 Dan 2,049, 17:41 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

The police have been watching me.

Every breath I take, every move I make they've been watching me.

I think it's a Sting operation.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2047)

4 Dan 2,047, 16:06 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

I was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.

Just so everyone thinks I've actually had sex.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2046)

8 Dan 2,046, 16:02 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

Which flying machine is always wrong?

An errorplane.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2045)

5 Dan 2,045, 16:12 Published in Ireland Ireland Družbeni stiki in zabava Družbeni stiki in zabava

What do they say in the underwater Hunger Games?

"May the cods be ever in your favour."

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