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Index:
1. A Fond Farewell
2. Emerick’s Cabinet
3. Military v Congress, wtf.
4. Evil Spaniard Invasion
5. Travel the World!


Greetings America, Civil Anarchy here.
After the tragic decision by Phoenix Quinn to return to his garden, I’ve been tasked with the creation of WHPRs from now on. I’m not quite sure how I’m supposed to match up to the GREATEST WHPR WRITER EVER, but for America, I shall try. However, I believe I speak for many when I say, PQ, your service to this country has been invaluable, your wit and humor in writing inspired many, and the fact you do not own a Media Mogul is a crime against eHumanity. Farewell, my comrade, my mentor, my friend.

In addition to this, America collectively bids a fond farewell to Glove and his Administration, brought on by Glove’s Presidential farewell, leaving us with words of wisdom like, “You're not the freaking pixels on the screen.” and “I have faith in Emerick and all of you. I wish you all the best.” Our debt to Glove and his work in this country is great, but the nation must move forward, as he had envisioned. Goodbye, Glove.
Glove is love



Introducing the next coterie of trrble Elitists running the country, otherwise known as....

Emerick’s Cabinet
President: Emerick
Vice President: Leroy Combs
National Security Advisors: Alexander Hamilton, Colin Lantrip, Publius

Grand Vizier: Publius
Bartender: Claire Littleton

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Chief of Staff: Teucer
Deputy Chiefs of Staff: Agent Washington and ArcNox

Secretary Defense: Avruch
Deputy Secretaries: DeyoZero and Cerb

Office of Militia Support Director: Vanek26

Arm America Director: Zyria
Staff: Alexander Auctoritas

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Minister of Foreign Affairs: Laxsnor
Deputies: Stuart Shepard and Blank Keating
Advisers: Alexandr Sunbeliever III, TTi09, Kazeal

Secretary of State: jelly9473
Deputies: JLake4

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Secretary of Treasury: Evry
Deputy: chesehead

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Secretary of the Interior: CRoy
Vice Secretary of the Interior: jerseygirldani,
Additional Staff: Vanek28, Civil Anarchy, Bruce Sommer

Eternal Secretary of Education: Blank Keating

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Secretary of Media: Civil Anarchy
Director of the Pony Express: Robert Loggia

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Secretary of Technology: Qnfauf
Deputy Secretary of Technology: lietk12

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Director of Central Intelligence Agency: Rod Damon
Congressional Liaison: Marxus
INCI Liaison: Mark444




What The Fact?!
So, provided you haven’t been stuck under a rock for the past few days, it seems that there has been a bit of a debacle between Congress and the Military, over issues that are not so clearly defined. In the spirit of faux media impartiality, many concerned citizens, evil politicos, and dastardly mil’iticos’ have weighed in on the matter, notably the following opinions:
Glorious Leader, Emerick
Secretary of Defense, Avruch
Rising writer and Author of 16 Shells, Gnilraps
Secretary of the Interior, CRoy
Former CJCS, NXNW
Deputy Secretary of Defense, Cerb
Head of the Economic Council, chesehead

As the situation currently stands, the Military has declared itself independent from the eUS government and has since refused funding. In response, Congress officially froze funding to the military. The current administration is working alongside officials from the Military to see if some sort of compromise between both parties can be made.






Guess who we are

Forces of ONE have launched attacks on the US and our allies, notably the Spanish Invasions of North of Brazil and Maryland (OHGODNO NOT MARYLAND).
It benefits no one to point fingers in this situation. Don’t be stupid, Follow the DoD, Be an American.
Doesn’t matter where you align yourself, we’re all Americans. We stand together or hang separately.

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Until they come to their senses and get rid of me,
Civil Anarchy, at your service.