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HAHAHA WE DESTROY AMERICA PATHETIC LITTLE COUNTRY YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT BUT GUESS WHAT WE SHOT A PLANE ONCE SO WHO SO GREAT HUH

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62 • Day 2,477, 13:00 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders

Wäts up, guys. I don't have the care enough to actually write something out, so let's cut to the chase: I'm going to give away all the money in this account, so tell me where's the best place for it to go and also, because I'm absolutely incapable

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AMERIFATS

11 • Day 2,157, 09:50 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

DEAR AMERIFATS. WHERE YOUR COUNTRY IS NOW!? HUH?!!! YOU STUPID AMERIFATS ARE TOO STUPID EVEN TO HAVE A COUNTRY FOR YOUR OWN HAHAHAH!! IF I WAS AMERIFAT I WOULD STOP EATING SO MANY STUPID FAT-FILLED CHEEZEBURGERS THAT MAKE YOU SO FAT AND STUPID … read more »

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[MoFA] Treaty of Texas, Serbia

215 • Day 2,052, 04:19 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

THE FOLLOWING TREATY HAS BEEN WORKED OUT AND APPROVED BY THIS ADMINISTRATION'S STATE DEPARTMENT, OUR PRESIDENT TENSHIBO, AND TWO HQ


TREATY OF TEXAS, SERVIA

I. GIVEN:
1. The United States concedes the war between … read more »

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Hey, we're being invaded

136 • Day 2,041, 19:52 • Published in USA USA • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



Heard we're losing regions



No congress?

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I found a cockaroach in my shoe

43 • Day 2,037, 14:26 • Published in USA USA • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

I reached down into my shoe to scratch an itch. It was a tingly itch, the kind that's almost a tickle. My right foot. Slightly lower than the ankle. So I reach my fat little #American fingers into my #nikes, reach over my #adidas socks, and dug

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