O mojim novinama
For the wedding, my wife insisted on wearing the most elaborate white wedding dress, so that she would be the centre of attention.
The bride was furious at her.
A man enters a bus, and finds himself alone with the bus driver. Knowing the bus will not fill for another 10 minutes, the driver looks at the passenger and says, "Watch this," as he takes a seat next to the passenger, and waits calmly.