Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2007)
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
I just managed to buy 5 bags of Haribo for 50p
It was a sweet deal
What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
OH SNAP!
The other day, I was having a shit in the woods when, to my horror, some passers-by saw me.
Thankfully, I was wearing my bear costume.