Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1991)
Since I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia, I've been in 2 minds how I feel about it
Since I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia, I've been in 2 minds how I feel about it
I've come fourth in every race I've been in this year.
I blame those meddling bastards.
It's my first day on the fishing boat and everyone keeps asking if I've found my sea legs.
I'm not falling for it, I know for a fact that seals don't lay eggs.
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This morning my wife said, "I find these post-it note jokes of yours about my weight problem really distasteful."
"You're not supposed to eat them love," I replied.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the p is silent