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TurtleShroom Productions is a spastic white man's outlook at the situation of E-North Korea, and suggestions as to what to do. Usually, the suggestions are very STUPID.

Don't consider these suggesstions as good as folks like OogieBoogie3 and MeiFawAn!!

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WAR AND CITIZENS

3 • Day 1,320, 11:54 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Battle orders Battle orders

Just a quick note. First and foremost:
NORTH KOREA IS AT WAR!!

Help join the Resistance RIGHT NOW and do all in your power to aid us in LIBERATING one of our native reigons! By blood we can win this!

SO GO INTO CHINA'S

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Guess Who Made a Transaction

11 • Day 1,317, 15:03 • Published in North Korea North Korea • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

I just purchased one hundred seventy five units of Gold for myself with the RL currency-to-Gold program.



Now, I need to know what to do with it.

I've

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North Korea Needs a Military Unit

6 • Day 1,317, 12:04 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

I just realized that North Korea doesn't have a SINGLE Military Unit! We need one: it strengthens the abilities of all soldiers involved and delivers even bigger blows to the enemy.

I was talking with a man named "Taco", who said we ened to

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The Red Army Burden

11 • Day 1,317, 09:17 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Heh, I'd never thought I'd say this, but I love (E-)North Korea!

I am saddened, though, as every last one of you know, that we've got our butts handed to us on a silver platter by China. We're in our little holdout of a capital with the Red Army

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