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TurtleShroom Productions is a spastic white man's outlook at the situation of E-North Korea, and suggestions as to what to do. Usually, the suggestions are very STUPID.

Don't consider these suggesstions as good as folks like OogieBoogie3 and MeiFawAn!!

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D-DAY ANNIVERSARY: Thank You to All Who Served in RL

2 • Day 2,390, 17:37 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis



This is the seventieth anniversary of the Allied Invasion of Normandy.
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS.

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Westward Ho!

3 • Day 2,375, 15:11 • Published in North Korea North Korea • First steps in eRepublik First steps in eRepublik

Good evening.

Ever since a certain someone permanently destroyed the Resistance and eliminated Hannibal, North Korea has been dead in the water with no hope and no future. The Resistance has failed because one man's greed and selfishness

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Influence Bonuses Ruined the War Dynamics

5 • Day 2,211, 16:33 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

I hate the Influence Bonus change. It ruins the entire point of, and the fun in, conquest against regions. As much as I hated being a Chinese puppet, it was so thrilling to kick them to the curb, and the victory was so much sweeter when it actually

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Head Councillor

2 • Day 1,792, 09:13 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hey! Hey guys, I'm now the Secretary General Head Councillor of my party: the great party of the Resistance.

I have no idea what that is, at all, but it's still a honor. (Googling Councilor reveals that, in RL, I'd be a lower-level

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9/11: WE WILL NEVER FORGET

4 • Day 1,391, 05:59 • Published in North Korea North Korea • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Today is the tenth anniversary of a time that truly changed America.

It was just a few minutes ago, according to the television, that the First Twin Tower was hit. The next would follow about three hours later, some time past 11:30 AM.

This

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