TurtleShroom Productions

About my newspaper

TurtleShroom Productions is a spastic white man's outlook at the situation of E-North Korea, and suggestions as to what to do. Usually, the suggestions are very STUPID.

Don't consider these suggesstions as good as folks like OogieBoogie3 and MeiFawAn!!

Reward earning spam articles to be ceased

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Social interactions and entertainment

If you've followed my paper, you are very aware of my tendency to report every Trophy/Medal I earn. Well, (un)fortunately, I'm ceasing that henceforth, because I am lazy.

So be it,
-TurtleShroom

I'D LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY

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Social interactions and entertainment

That's right! I didn't report the last Super Soldier … read more »

Why Elect TurtleShroom to Congress?

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Political debates and analysis

Hello! If you're reading this, then it means that we will re-elect our Congressmen for the Democratic Peoples' Republic of North Korea within a matter of days.
I am honored to note that I snagged myself a seat of power in the past, thanks to the

A Man of My Word: Military Units Ahoy!

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Battle orders

Before we begin, allow me to apologize for my mistakes as a Congressman this term. I assure you that it will NOT happen again, and I will NOT perform such idiocy the next time. I promise that all bills I propsoe, from now on and forever, WILL